Twisted Genie Game

[genghiskhan]

Granted but Elephants are now carnivorousness.

I wish sharks could fly.

[Alexander]

Granted, if you kick them hard enough.

I wish the Vancouver Grizzlies were renamed to Vancouver Pandas.

[jpvn2015]

Granted, now every other sports team mocks them for their effeminate name.

I wish reports were quicker to write.

[genghiskhan]

Granted they are still read only by your F^2 mates.

I wish setting up a wifi network was faster.

[Alexander]

Granted. You just need to put your ego aside and read the manual.

I wish my phone's battery lasted longer.

[jpvn2015]

Granted, but since you lost your charger you can only use it for another day.

I wish I could finish my research paper today.

[genghiskhan]

Originally Posted by jpvn2015

Granted, but since you lost your charger you can only use it for another day.

JPVN you have crossed the line. How will he ever get another charger?


Granted it sucks so much you fail leading to a downward spiral in which you marry this woman
.

I wish soylent green was available here.

[Alexander]

Granted - in fact, it's the only food available.

I wish Khan had a chance to eat a good steak just before PR switches to an all-soylent-green diet.

[genghiskhan]

Granted it was the last steak on earth since Puerto Rico was the last country to adopt the soylent green diet.

I wish I had some Grey Poupon for my steak.

[Dragón]

Originally Posted by genghiskhan

Granted it was the last steak on earth since Puerto Rico was the last country to adopt the soylent green diet.

I wish I had some Grey Poupon for my steak.

Granted, it's really grey...as in Navy Battleship Grey.

I wish I had warmer socks.